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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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I would have loved to have met Marilyn Monroe and have dinner with her.
— Juliette Binoche
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Nicole Kidman in particular seems to bring out the butt-kisser in the sassiest of hackettes, as they ceaselessly strive to portray her…
— Julie Burchill
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I always loved the style of Jean Seberg, Jane Birkin and Marilyn Monroe.
— Helena Christensen
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You can't pretend to be a Sharon Stone or a Marilyn Monroe. You really can't fake that.
— Claire Bloom
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That's my idol, Elvis Presley. If you went to my house, you'd see pictures all over of Elvis. He's just the greatest…
— Eddie Murphy
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I've always been drawn to Marilyn Monroe, but certain aspects of her story may be too sad to tell
— Sherilyn Fenn
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Who does she think she is, Marilyn Monroe?
— Marilyn Monroe
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I used to say to myself, 'What the devil have you got to be proud about, Marilyn Monroe?' And I'd answer, 'Everything,…
— Marilyn Monroe
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I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat…I went to see her clothes in…
— Elizabeth Hurley
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I used to sit near Marilyn Monroe in the Actor's Studio. She'd get dressed up because that was her identity. Sad. Those…
— Doris Roberts
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I was in Florida with Burt Stern, the photographer who shot Marilyn Monroe on the beach with a sweater, and we smoked…
— Rosanna Arquette
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Its an honor to be a part of such a legendary group of stars representing Max Factor, such as Rita Hayworth and…
— Carmen Electra
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