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Man Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- The entire future of marriage rests with Justice Anthony Kennedy, the man who declared in Citizens United that corporations are people with constitutional rights. I…
- TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from Fox News reporter to Republican apologist? ... Mr.…
- Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy!
- My grandfather did not travel across 4,000 miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this country overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed…
- That’s why our TVs are brimming with so much hot man-on-pan action. You can’t channel surf for long without seeing turkey getting stuffed over and…
- Evil exists because of the disobedience of Satan. God gave Satan, and the angels, and man free will. Satan used his free will and abused…
- I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to…
- I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands…
- Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.
- I spent my first two years at a small all-male college in Virginia called Hampden-Sydney. That was like going to college 120 years ago. The…
- Everything in nature has found a niche, a perfect harmony of balance. Man need to find his niche, his perfect balance, where he fits in…
- Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those…
- The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.
- Christianity is the best way to cure gayness—just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into…
- The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday,…
More Man Quotes
- Man cannot be free if he does not know that he is subject to necessity, because his freedom is always won in… — Hannah Arendt
- At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. — Aristotle
- For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does… — Aristotle
- A man can die but once. — William Shakespeare
- Government has come to be a trade, and is managed solely on commercial principles. A man plunges into politics to make his… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- I am a free man. I do not need to copy Petrarca or Boccaccio. My own genius is enough. Let others worry… — Pietro Aretino
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. — Aristotle