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Louis C. K. has 184 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing.…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old?…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound.…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people.…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something…
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My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes. Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer…
— Victoria Beckham
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I am honored I have performed 'Quizas Quizas Quizas' with Jennifer Lopez, an eclectic artist who thanks to the charismatic power of…
— Andrea Bocelli
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The allegedly 'classy' magazines often seem to be in an endless, undeclared competition to see who can climb furthest up the fundament…
— Julie Burchill
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I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen.
— Mariah Carey
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Race doesn't mean what it used to in America anymore. It just doesn't. Obama's black, but he's not black the way people…
— Louis C. K.
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I’m a huge South Park fan, loved Avenue Q and can not wait to work with Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Bobby Lopez…
— Unknown Author
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Brook Lopez had a better game than Deron Williams
— Bill Simmons
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Playing black, I put great stake in the Ruy Lopez: I liked it, feel it, and understand it; in matches with Hjartarson…
— Anatoly Karpov
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An amusing fact: as far as I can recall, when playing the Ruy Lopez I have not yet once in my life…
— Anatoly Karpov
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Failing to open the center at the right moment - a common error by White in the Exchange Lopez - can allow…
— Andrew Soltis
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Often, in the Ruy Lopez, one must be patient, wait and carry on a lengthy and wearisome struggle.
— Boris Spassky
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The Ruy Lopez occupied a constant place in my opening repertoire. In it is reflected the classical interpretation of the problem of…
— Vasily Smyslov
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