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Looking Quotes by Jack Handey
- I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but…
- I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a…
- If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking,…
- I'll be the first to admit that my idea of God is pretty different. I believe in a God with a long white beard, a…
- I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every…
- If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
More Looking Quotes
- If you don't give kids the middle finger when their parents are not looking, we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja
- Years ago someone wrote [about me]: 'She characterizes Molly Weasley as a mother who is only at home looking after the children.'… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- Meditation is not contemplation because it is not thinking at all - consistent, inconsistent, crazy, sane. It is not thinking at all;… — Rajneesh
- Looking at him now-even if she hadn't been in love with him, that part of her that was her mother's daugher, that… — Cassandra Clare
- This existence of ours is as transient as autumn clouds To watch the birth and death of beings is like looking at… — Gautama Buddha
- God is not looking for extraordinary characters as His instruments, but He is looking for humble instruments through whom He can be… — A B Simpson
- Am not looking for someone who is a good looking whom I can display and brag with friends but what am looking… — Pacifiersucker
- To look almost pretty is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain for the first fifteen… — Jane Austen