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Look Like Quotes by Jack Handey
- Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make…
- If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch…
- Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just say, "Hey, has…
- To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled men of the fort, it was more than that. It was…
- Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust…
More Look Like Quotes
- What does love look like? It has the hands to help others. It has the feet to hasten to the poor and… — Saint Augustine
- Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush; otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt. — Lucille Ball
- The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after. — Tallulah Bankhead
- Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while. — Charles Barkley
- The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant… — Dave Barry
- I've never wanted to look like models on the cover of magazines. I represent the majority of women and I'm very proud… — Adele
- You can't complain about your dressing room or you'll look like Celine Dion. — Adele
- I know many beautiful people and their lives are just so terrible. They feel so uncomfortable with themselves. Being comfortable is not… — Monica Bellucci