"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower,……" — Jack Handey

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• If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'. — Frank Abagnale
• Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense… — Red Auerbach
• There is a way to look at the past. Don't hide from it. It will not catch you if you… — Pearl Bailey
• The catch phrase for the day is 'Do an act of kindness. Help one person smile.' — Harvey Ball
• Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. — Dave Barry
• Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the… — Dave Barry
• You cannot be happy with your family while being personally unhappy with your work. It's a Catch-22 kind of thing. — Mikhail Baryshnikov
• To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job. — Simone de Beauvoir
• Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they are going to catch you in next. — Henry Ward Beecher
• Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship. — Ambrose Bierce
• My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it… — Erma Bombeck
• I just like to catch fish, I don't care if it weighs half a pound or 10 pounds. But I… — Terry Bradshaw

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