Dummy Quotes
68 quotes by 62 authors
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Just remember: you're not a 'dummy,' no matter what those computer books claim. The real dummies are the people who-though technically expert-couldn't design hardware and…
— Walt Mossberg
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Cooks are in some ways very much like actors; they must be fit and strong, since acting and cooking are two of the most exacting…
— Andre Simon
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I will try to hold on to the intense feeling. I will both be glad that that’s no longer happening and kind of miss it.…
— Tavi Gevinson
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Listen Wanderlei, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you'll hear is…
— Chael Sonnen
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When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front…
— Jeff Dunham
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It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.
— Alexander Theroux
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I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy, I'd perform anywhere, anytime. My…
— Ken Dodd
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Damn flowers. Nice kids, the ones who skated out and gave us them. But the flowers, the stem fell off. I stepped right on it…
— Phil Esposito
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Network selectively. Nothing says "business newbie" like shotgun networking. "You never know when someone might say yes" is marketing for dummies. Take the time to…
— Steve Pavlina
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For some people, history is simply what your wife looks good standing in front of. It’s what’s cast in bronze, or framed in sepia tones,…
— Elizabeth McCracken
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch…
— Jack Handey
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...you can look forward to reading - I swear this is true - Microsoft Bob for Dummies.
— Josh Quittner
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I wonder if in part why so many people are angry at Microsoft is not just because their products frustrate them so much, but also…
— Rosalind Picard
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Consider the clinicaltrials by which drugs are tested in human subjects.5 Before a new drug can enter the market, its manufacturer must sponsor clinicaltrials to…
— Marcia Angell
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Most people know nothing about learning; many despise it. Dummies reject as too hard whatever is not dumb.
— Thomas More
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Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.
— Don Rickles
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I got run over by a bug-eyed dummy, I guess.
— Sterling Marlin
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I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he…
— Erma Bombeck
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Once when the Yankee's Lou Pinella was batting he questioned a Palermo strike call. Pinella demanded, "Where was that pitch at?" Palermo told him that…
— George Will
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To be accused of 'channeling' is to be dismissed as a ventriloquist's live dummy, derogated at not having a mind of one's own.
— William Safire
Who Wrote These Dummy Quotes
62 authors contributed a total of 68 Dummy Quotes, led by these top contributors: