Dummy Quotes

68 quotes by 62 authors

Just remember: you're not a 'dummy,' no matter what those computer books claim. The real dummies are the people who-though technically expert-couldn't design hardware and… — Walt Mossberg
Cooks are in some ways very much like actors; they must be fit and strong, since acting and cooking are two of the most exacting… — Andre Simon
I will try to hold on to the intense feeling. I will both be glad that thatâ€™s no longer happening and kind of miss it.… — Tavi Gevinson
Listen Wanderlei, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you'll hear is… — Chael Sonnen
When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front… — Jeff Dunham
It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy. — Alexander Theroux
I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy, I'd perform anywhere, anytime. My… — Ken Dodd
Damn flowers. Nice kids, the ones who skated out and gave us them. But the flowers, the stem fell off. I stepped right on it… — Phil Esposito
Network selectively. Nothing says "business newbie" like shotgun networking. "You never know when someone might say yes" is marketing for dummies. Take the time to… — Steve Pavlina
For some people, history is simply what your wife looks good standing in front of. Itâ€™s whatâ€™s cast in bronze, or framed in sepia tones,… — Elizabeth McCracken
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch… — Jack Handey
...you can look forward to reading - I swear this is true - Microsoft Bob for Dummies. — Josh Quittner
I wonder if in part why so many people are angry at Microsoft is not just because their products frustrate them so much, but also… — Rosalind Picard
Consider the clinicaltrials by which drugs are tested in human subjects.5 Before a new drug can enter the market, its manufacturer must sponsor clinicaltrials to… — Marcia Angell
Most people know nothing about learning; many despise it. Dummies reject as too hard whatever is not dumb. — Thomas More
Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones. — Don Rickles
I got run over by a bug-eyed dummy, I guess. — Sterling Marlin
I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he… — Erma Bombeck
Once when the Yankee's Lou Pinella was batting he questioned a Palermo strike call. Pinella demanded, "Where was that pitch at?" Palermo told him that… — George Will
To be accused of 'channeling' is to be dismissed as a ventriloquist's live dummy, derogated at not having a mind of one's own. — William Safire

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