"It's true, you can never eat a pet……" — Alexander Theroux

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• When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and… — Jeff Dunham
• I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy,… — Ken Dodd
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• For some people, history is simply what your wife looks good standing in front of. It’s what’s cast in bronze,… — Elizabeth McCracken
• If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and… — Jack Handey
• ...you can look forward to reading - I swear this is true - Microsoft Bob for Dummies. — Unknown Author
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