Hey Free Quotes
- If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch… — Jack Handey
- Let me just say that it is super wierd throwing your own bash at a conference instead of just leaching off everyone else's, but hey,… — Rob Malda
- If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones
- Two volunteer groups in Arizona have set up cameras on the Mexican border, so that people with fast internet connections can sign up to monitor… — Seth Meyers