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Little Quotes by Joan Rivers
- Learn what not to expect. Irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. Irish women get crappy rings. Baptist get the worst because they get the…
- Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I…
- I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir'.
- I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.
- There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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