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- Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be…
- I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.
- I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
- Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
- My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It…
- Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
- Any comic is a very good actor. Look at Don Rickles. He is saying the same joke every night for 20 years and making it…
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