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Life Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
- It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves.
- My life is nothing but pressure. All pressure. This pressure is like a heaviness. It's always on top of me, this heaviness. It's always there…
- I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my…
- My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
- If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
- Life is just a bowl of pits.
- If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
- I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet
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- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- Culture relates to objects and is a phenomenon of the world; entertainment relates to people and is a phenomenon of life. — Hannah Arendt
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- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. — Aristotle
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- Happiness depends upon ourselves. — Aristotle
- I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. — Aristotle