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- I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or at least I look like…
- Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, Hey,…
- Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least my…
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- Those who excel in virtue have the best right of all to rebel, but then they are of all men the least… — Aristotle
- The least initial deviation from the truth is multiplied later a thousandfold. — Aristotle
- Islam is a religion of success. Unlike Christianity, which has as its main image, in the west at least, a man dying… — Karen Armstrong
- When I was a little kid - and even still - I loved magic tricks. When I saw how movies got made… — J. J. Abrams
- If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably choose Catholicism because it at least has female saints and… — Margaret Atwood
- Hardware works best when it matters the least. — Norman Ralph Augustine
- One of the factors a country's economy depends on is human capital. If you don't provide women with adequate access to healthcare,… — Michelle Bachelet
- Machiavelli's teaching would hardly have stood the test of Parliamentary government, for public discussion demands at least the profession of good faith. — Lord Acton
- An influential member of parliament has not only to pay much money to become such, and to give time and labour, he… — Walter Bagehot
- I was a terrible father. The most I ever did for my children was to teach them chess. At least they got… — David Bailey
- I grew up as a Mormon, and that had more of an impact on my values than my beliefs. I'm afraid I… — Amy Adams
- As a lawyer, as a private citizen, you see a lot of injustice. You see a lot of people who should have… — David Baldacci