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Lasts Quotes by Dave Barry
- Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last…
- If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every…
- A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were…
- Canada, as you know, is a major important nation boasting a sophisticated, cosmopolitan culture that was tragically destroyed last week by beavers.
- Everybody in New York, including police horses, dresses fashionably, and whenever I'm there, even in my sharpest funeral-quality suit with no visible ketchup stains, I…
- Directors are always changing things at the last minute. Actors will do a scene, and the director will say, ‘Okay, that was perfect, but this…
More Lasts Quotes
- Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as though it were thy last. — Aristotle
- Government has come to be a trade, and is managed solely on commercial principles. A man plunges into politics to make his… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Fight to the last gasp. — William Shakespeare
- No government can be maintained without the principle of fear as well as duty. Good men will obey the last, but bad… — Thomas Jefferson
- The defiance of established authority, religious and secular, social and political, as a world-wide phenomenon may well one day be accounted the… — Hannah Arendt
- The law is the last result of human wisdom acting upon human experience for the benefit of the public. — Samuel Johnson
- Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside… — Lance Armstrong
- When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things - like appearing… — Rowan Atkinson