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Kill Quotes by Jay Leno
- If you think of life as like a big pie, you can try to hold the whole pie and kill yourself trying to keep it,…
- McDonald's announced that it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know…
- My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
More Kill Quotes
- I will kill thee a hundred and fifty ways. — William Shakespeare
- I know what its like to want to die; how it hurts to smile; how you try to fit in but you… — Superman
- Harry, despite your privileged insight into Voldemort’s world (which, incidentally, is a gift any Death Eater would kill to have), you have… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- Guns are evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings! — Mackenzie Astin
- To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure. — Honore de Balzac
- There exist only three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the soldier, the poet. To know, to kill, to create. — Charles Baudelaire
- John rose to his feet and apologized to Holiday. Her mom seethed. Her dad tried to talk to her seething mom. Holiday… — C.C. Hunter
- Storytelling is a very old human skill that gives us an evolutionary advantage. If you can tell young people how you kill… — Margaret Atwood