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Just Quotes by Louis C. K.
- Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and…
- When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a…
- If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you…
- I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.
- Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.
- I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'
- To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.
- I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.
- There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the…
- There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
- When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just…
- I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.
- If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
- When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on…
- Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really…
- The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's…
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