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Jokes Quotes by Frank Carson
- So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
- Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.
- Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
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