"I've been married to my wife for 60……" — Frank Carson
"I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was."
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14 Quotes by Frank Carson
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I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
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What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
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Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!
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Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.
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America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.
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People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.
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My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even…
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It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop…
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My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I…
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
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The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly…
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