"Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed……" — Frank Carson
"Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?"
—
Frank Carson
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
14 Quotes by Frank Carson
Frank Carson has 14 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
-
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
-
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
-
So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
-
I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a…
-
Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!
-
Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.
-
America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.
-
People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.
-
My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even…
-
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop…
-
My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I…
-
The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly…
See all 14 quotes by Frank Carson »
More Boot Quotes
This quote is filed under Boot Quotes,
one of 146 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
Does it follow that I reject all authority? Perish the thought. In the matter of boots, I defer to the…
— Mikhail Bakunin
-
Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter.…
— William S. Burroughs
-
The single largest variable that predicts SAT scores is family income. If you want higher SAT scores, you need to…
— Unknown Author
-
There was always talk of espirit de corps, of being gung ho, and that must have been a part of…
— James Brady
-
No one did what I did last season and for this I deserve the Golden Boot and why not the…
— Cristiano Ronaldo
-
As far as I'm concerned there shouldn't be a single boot on the ground. There's enough American blood in Iraq…
— Harry Reid
-
The premise upon which mass compulsion schooling is based is dead wrong. It tries to shoehorn every style, culture, and…
— John Taylor Gatto
-
I am made for autumn. Summer and I have a fickle relationship, but everything about autumn is perfect to me.…
— Unknown Author
-
I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.
— Barry Venison
-
On his method for lighting up: "Nothing special, but I do blunts, cigarellos, pipes, bongs, bowls, I'll smoke out of…
— Unknown Author
-
Boot, saddle, to horse, and away!
— Robert Browning
-
How infinitely happier and more grateful is the whole personality or spirit when it finds something nourishing in art or…
— Kenny Smith
See all 146 Boot Quotes »