"I don't think my wife likes me very……" — Frank Carson
"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
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14 Quotes by Frank Carson
Frank Carson has 14 quotes on this site.
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What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
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I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a…
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Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!
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Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.
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America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.
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People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.
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My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even…
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It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop…
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My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I…
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
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The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly…
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More Ambulance Quotes
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Snakes are sometimes perceived as evil, but they are also perceived as medicine. If you look at an ambulance, there's…
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!'…
— Bob Hope
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As a child, I heard in my home doctors and ambulance men say, 'Mrs. Stewart, you must've done something to…
— Patrick Stewart
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The gross national product includes air pollution and advertising for cigarettes, and ambulances to clear our highways of carnage. It…
— Robert Kennedy
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I'm the type that'll give any man a chance to come correct before leavin in a ambulance
— Lord Finesse
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I remember nothing of this, no ambulance rides, nothing. Nothing between switching out the bedside lamp and the sudden indignity…
— Stephen Fry
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Israel will never get true security and safety through oppressing another people. A true peace can ultimately be built only…
— Desmond Tutu
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The day we learn to allow an ambulance to pass through in traffic, might be the first step towards being…
— Boman Irani
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There was too much noise. Sirens from police cars and ambulances. Shouts from the crowd on the street eighteen floors…
— Unknown Author
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Better guide the young than reclaim them when old For the voice of true wisdom is calling "To rescue the…
— Unknown Author
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I'm not an ambulance chaser. I'm usually there before the ambulance.
— Melvin Belli
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I was lucky enough to see with my own eyes the recent stock-market crash, where they lost several million dollars,…
— Federico Garcia Lorca
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