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Joke Quotes by Rita Rudner
- Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
- If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.
- I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
More Joke Quotes
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times. — Lance Armstrong
- As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic. — Michelle Bachelet
- I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of… — Roseanne Barr
- Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it… — James M. Barrie
- In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry
- Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. — Ambrose Bierce
- The joke of our time is the suicide of intention. — Theodor Adorno
- I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. — Lewis Black
- People always joke that 'dog' spells 'god' backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see… — Linda Blair
- I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire. — Sara Blakely
- These endless legal challenges that define elections in New York are a joke in this country, and they are the reason why… — Michael Bloomberg