Joke Quotes

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You know what they're doing to your Constitution? They're making a joke out of your Constitution. Love's not in your court room. And God is… — Charles Manson
I think of a piece, and then people who are competent fabricate it. But lately I've started finger painting, which probably should be a joke… — Jenny Holzer
Have you ever lived in the suburbs? It's sterile. It's nothing. It's wasting your life, and people do not wish to waste their lives once… — Ed Koch
A nickname may be the best record of a success. That's what I call putting the face of a joke upon the body of a… — Joseph Conrad
The intention which is fixed on God as its only end will keep people steady in their purposes, and deliver them from being the joke… — Thomas a Kempis
I never knew what basketball was. I started playing on the playground. People used to laugh at me and joke at me because I was… — Patrick Ewing
The real joke that history played on American women is not the one that makes people snigger, with cheap Freudian sophistication, at the dead feminists.… — Betty Friedan
What people who don't write don't understand is that they think you make up the line consciouslyÂ â€” but you don't.Â It proceeds from your… — Woody Allen
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke — Brendan Behan
Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke. — Berkeley Breathed
I get a great laugh from artists who ridicule the critics as parasites and artists manquÃ©s â€” sucha horrible joke. I canâ€™t imagine a more… — Manny Farber
The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers. — Thom Yorke
Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew. — Ivan Turgenev
I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe they… — Thom Yorke
A play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance-you set free the concealed irony, the deadly joke. — Arthur Miller
AÂ form of intellectual productiveness, therein lies its peculiar charm. Intellectual productiveness is one of the greatest joys - if not the greatest one -… — Siegbert Tarrasch
Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never been quite able… — Edgar Allan Poe
It was a bit of fun. But of course like anything that starts as a joke, people started to take it all seriously! — Steven Wilson
For the amount of talent I had (and I couldn't dance, act, or tell a joke) I enjoyed a tremendous career. — Perry Como
But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you can't go horseback… — Joan Rivers

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