Joke Quotes

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It all started with a badly timed bald joke! — Colin Mochrie
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be… — Jimmy Carr
I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically. — Jimmy Carr
The girl-next-door image is a sort of joke; for years, I couldnt get any roles other than as somebody dark. — Felicity Kendal
I can't even really tell a joke. I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it and I feel guilty saying… — Madeline Kahn
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy. — Bob Saget
Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among… — Bob Saget
You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the… — John Krasinski
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the… — Christopher Guest
I remember a long, long day of filming and it took forever to get Kirk Douglas up on his cross. We played a terrible joke… — Jean Simmons
I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one. — Jason Biggs
I start with the joke line and write backward. — Nipsey Russell
The term comics long ago became obsolete and inaccurate. It merely defined the content of the early joke-based comical strips. Sequential Art is a more… — Will Eisner
Hereâ€™s my most funniest joke, Iâ€™m broke. — Lil Wayne
Actors fall into this trap if they missed being loved for who they really were and not for what they could do - sing, dance,… — Gene Wilder
The critics had an image of me, and they wouldn't accept any other.. I was a cartoon character. A joke. — Ann-Margret
I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much — Don Adams
The casting directors that were aware of The Real World looked at me as a joke. It was so hard to get away from that. — Jamie Chung
I take care of myself, which includes dieting, exercising and minimising stress. I joke that I've been on a diet since 1974, which is basically… — Kim Cattrall
I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke. — Billie Joe Armstrong

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