Joke Quotes

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I have Bob Dylan lyrics on my ribs. I'm a diehard Dylan fan, and my dad and I joke that if I ever met him,… — Carly Chaikin
To single out a particular group and say we can't make a joke about them is almost a form of prejudice and it's kind of… — Sacha Baron Cohen
My favorite Aggie joke? I'm sorry I don't understand the question — Lyle Lovett
I guess my feeling is that if youâ€™re going to make a joke, thatâ€™s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you… — Adam Carolla
I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. Its great when somebody can tell a joke that really makes you… — Luke Wilson
Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway — Nora Dunn
In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University — Tony Randall
It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage. — Sophia Bush
As a woman, I know you're young but you gotta hear it now,the most valuable part about you is your brain. Get an education,don't let… — Sophia Bush
Irony ruined everything Even the best exploitation movies were never meant to be `so bad they were good`. They were not made for the intelligentsia.… — John Waters
I used to joke that I was trying to sell out, and nobody would buy me. — John Waters
We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media. — Ann Coulter
I dont want to sound gloomy, but, at some point of your lives, every one of you will notice that you have in your life… — Christopher Lee
People always ask me about my makeout scenes with him [Tyler Posey]. We joke around a lot and are like, â€˜Oh, that was a sloppy… — Crystal Reed
Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen has been the Queensland premier the whole time we've been in Australia, and the state is a national joke for having a… — Nick Earls
Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke. — David Rees
We suppose that could be considered a hedged position for the awards committee, one that would never occur in the hard sciences such as physics… — Seth Klarman
I lived that life for real, so to talk about it was like a joke, you know what I mean? — Tone-Loc
It just seems like right now weâ€™re in a place where people are being witch-hunted for expressing an opinion. Even if itâ€™s a lousy opinion… — Jim Norton
A rumor that followed me forever was that my family was in the mafia. For years I had to live with it. They'd call me… — Giuliana Rancic

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