Joke Quotes

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I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's not a joke… — Nancy Sinatra
You only get one chance at life, not two! Don't joke around with your own life. — Dohee
To most ... of us, Russia was as mysterious and remote as the other side of the moon and not much more productive when it… — Herbert York
They tell us that we live in a great free republic; that our institutions are democratic; that we are a free and self-governing people. That… — Eugene V. Debs
Now, some people do this for shock value. Shock is just another uptown word for surprise. Granted it has a different quality to it, but… — George Carlin
People say I'm the life of the party Because I tell a joke or two Although I might be laughing loud and hearty Deep inside… — Smokey Robinson
When I was in high school, I was dating this girl and wanted to make her birthday really special. I showed up early to school… — Dave Franco
We first got marijuana from an older drummer with another group in Liverpool. We didn't actually try it until after we'd been to Hamburg. I… — George Harrison
For what my generation did and went through and so forth, and what these glamour boys earn for what little they play, it's a joke.… — Chuck Bednarik
When it comes to your life's work, you can't take yourself too seriously. Even Jesus had an occasional joke with the boys, take walking on… — Deacon Jones
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your… — Robin Williams
I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and… — Howard Stern
I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke. — Steven Morrissey
A poem is a serious joke, a truth that has learned jujitsu. — William Stafford
Writing a first draft is like groping one's way into a dark room, or overhearing a faint conversation, or telling a joke whose punchline you've… — Ted Solotaroff
If you make people laugh or cry about little black marks on sheets of white paper, what is that but a practical joke? All the… — Kurt Vonnegut
An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought. — Mignon McLaughlin
I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay… — Simon Pegg
She'd crack A joke sharp as a tin lid Hot from the teeth of the can-opener, And cackle her crack-corn laugh. — Sharon Olds
It might reasonably be maintained that the true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. To… — Gilbert K. Chesterton

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