Joke Quotes

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We're all just a bundle of habits shaped by our memories. And to the extent that we control our lives, we do so by gradually… — Joshua Foer
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us. — Joan Rivers
This is a youth-oriented society, and the joke is on them because youth is a disease from which we all recover. — Dorothy Fuldheim
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it. — Joan Rivers
When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke. — George Carlin
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. — Jack Handey
Many people think sports are totally physical, that you don't have to think, everything is done for you and you're catered to, I found that… — Julius Erving
... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke. — William Cowper
A rich man's joke is always funny. — Thomas Edward Brown
The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book. — Ronald Reagan
Fashion has become a joke. The designers have forgotten that there are women inside the dresses. — Coco Chanel
The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself. — Friedrich Schiller
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. — Ronnie Barker
God is always joking. Look at your own life - it is a joke! Look at other people's lives, and you will find jokes and… — Rajneesh
You know lots of criticism is written by characters who are very academic and think it is a sign you are worthless if you make… — Ernest Hemingway
There is no reason for believing that any sort of gods exist, and quite good reasons for believing that they do not exist and never… — Richard Dawkins
There are no ordinary people.. it is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit. — C.S. Lewis
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. — Barry Humphries
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. — Clifton Fadiman
We joke around a lot with our ballclub. — Bill Laimbeer

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