"I've heard every pie joke in the book.……" — Jason Biggs

"I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one."

— Jason Biggs

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32 Quotes by Jason Biggs

Jason Biggs has 32 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

What I've learned from fatherhood is that having a son cannot, did not, change my love for The Bachelor! I…
A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish…
But I did have two months off between Loser and the start of Prozac Nation. So, it was supposed to…
I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.
I like to think what I bring to the table is kind of a sympathetic and endearing quality, even while…
Anyone wanna buy my Malaysian Airlines frequent flier miles?
In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping…
People would see me on a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day in school
Something about being projected on a 70 foot screen makes you more attractive and appealing to the opposite sex, which…
Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on…
My position now, especially in this town, adds an element of skepticism with people you meet - especially girls. I…
Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

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More Book Quotes

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High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
I was never really a comic-book fanatic. — J. J. Abrams
When it comes to the point where you occasionally look forward to being in prison on the basis that you… — Julian Assange
Films and television and even comic books are churning out vast quantities of fictional narratives, and the public continues to… — Paul Auster
I'm not a comic book guy at all. — Darren Aronofsky
I don't believe in personal immortality; the only way I expect to have some version of such a thing is… — Isaac Asimov
I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was,… — Sean Astin
The question is, are we happy to suppose that our grandchildren may never be able to see an elephant except… — David Attenborough
I have a big following among the biogeeks of this world. Nobody ever puts them in books. — Margaret Atwood
Once you publish a book, it is out of your control. You cannot dictate how people read it. — Margaret Atwood
Writers and books are cheap dates, especially when you compare the cost of a book with a ticket to the… — Margaret Atwood
Our generation in the west was lucky: we had readymade gateways. We had books, paper, teachers, schools and libraries. But… — Margaret Atwood

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