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• This airline is grateful for his extensive contributions and we will miss his friendship and support. We extend our deepest… — Gerard Arpey
• Americans have an abiding belief in their ability to control reality by purely material means... airline insurance replaces the fear… — Cecil Beaton
• It's the old adage: You can make a pizza so cheap, nobody will eat it. You can make an airline… — Gordon Bethune
• I've spent my life as an airplane mechanic, pilot, aircraft manufacturer and airline CEO who never lost a life or… — Gordon Bethune
• This is absolutely bizarre that we continue to subsidize highways beyond the gasoline tax, airlines, and we don't subsidize, we… — Joe Biden
• I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute. — Lewis Black
• I do not have a merchandise line. I don't sell knives or apparel. Though I have been approached to endorse… — Anthony Bourdain
• If you want to be a Millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a new airline. — Richard Branson
• Unless they can immediately demonstrate a credible fear of persecution, why shouldn't these people be returned at once to the… — Ed Koch
• Can a physicist visualize an electron? The electron is materially inconceivable and yet, it is so perfectly known through its… — Wernher von Braun
• The greatest threat now is a 9/11 occurring with a group of terrorists armed not with airline tickets and box… — Dick Cheney
• I have to say that flying on Air Force One sort of spoils you for coach on a regular airline. — Ron Reagan

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