"We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a……" — Johnny Carson
"We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked."
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55 Quotes by Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson has 55 quotes on this site.
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have…
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the…
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you…
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas.
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I do not believe that you have to spend a lot of money to eat well: it is hard to…
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For me, a plain baked potato is the most delicious one....It is soothing and enough.
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Genocide is like a dessert. It is made of the flesh and bones of woman and children, it is sweetened…
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I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture.
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He is The Bread sown in the virgin, leavened in the Flesh, molded in His Passion, baked in the furnace…
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Half-baked effort is almost as good as no effort put in at all. Always seek to do your best. Good…
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