Joke Quotes

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My friends always joke that I run on batteries. — Alexander Wang
This is a wonderful joke to play upon a prisoner, to promise forgiveness. — Kate DiCamillo
And what exactly is a dream and what exactly is a joke. — Syd Barrett
If the first â€˜Hangoverâ€™ movie were this awful, there never would have been a Part Two. This is a joyless, unfunny mix of comedy and… — Mick LaSalle
Honey, Kate is not going to die sooner because you have one more glass of mine, or because you stay overnight in a hotel, or… — Jodi Picoult
People might be making too much of me maturing and growing; Iâ€™m still the same person. I still like to joke around and have fun… — Patrick Kane
Living is a pretty grim joke, but a joke just the same. — L. Ron Hubbard
I am very optimistic about the long run prospects for democracy in China. Chinese society is being dramatically and rapidly transformed. And thereâ€™s rising evidence… — Larry Diamond
When my family all got together, I'd always get up and entertain everyone, but it was all a bit of a joke. My first real… — Duffy
I'm a diplomat by nature. I help find the middle ground. I crack a joke and use humour to help resolve potentially vicious situations quickly.… — Ronnie Wood
More than anything I have learned that we are all frail people, vulnerable and wounded; it is just that some of us are more clever… — Sheila Cassidy
To joke in the face of danger is the supreme politeness, a delicate refusal to cast oneself as a tragic hero. — Edmond Rostand
It is-or seems to be-a wise sort of thing, to realise that all that happens to a man in this life is only by way… — Herman Melville
Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do? — Mark Twain
Every single member is so precious to me and like family to me.. I may joke around with them a lot but I can't talk… — Kim Hyo-yeon
When once you have got hold of a vulgar joke, you may be certain that you have got hold of a subtle and spiritual idea. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
The old idea that the joke was not good enough for the company has been superseded by the new aristocratic idea that the company was… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
The hoary joke in the literary world, based on 'Dreams From My Father,' was that if things had worked out differently for Barack Obama, he… — James Fallows
It's not a joke: I really do like being at home. — Karl Pilkington
A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been. — Ricky Gervais

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