Joke Quotes

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It is an old baseball joke that big-inning baseball is affirmed in the Bible, in Genesis. "In the big inning, God created... — George Will
Nothing reveals a man's character better than the kind of joke at which he takes offense. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack on morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary wish that things… — George Orwell
Clumsy jesting is no joke. — Aesop
Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don't like change and criticism become writers,… — Jim Gaffigan
If American politics does not look to you like a joke, a tragic dance; if you have enough blindness left in you, on any plea,… — John Jay Chapman
I really like comedy. There's always a choice, when you're writing: you can either go for the joke or you can go for the story,… — David Chase
Some people, they just don't get a joke. — Glenn Frey
So many of these comics are just frustrated singers or actors - they want to get a gig doing a sitcom. It's paint-by-the-numbers comedy, lame… — Sam Kinison
I joke that a person of color would never make a movie like 'Midnight in Paris.' Nostalgia isn't so enticing. — Meshell Ndegeocello
Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want… — Patrice O'Neal
The currency of blogging is authenticity and trust... you pay folks to blog about a product and you compromise that. I would almost care about… — Jason Calacanis
I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic. — Eugene Levy
I like to joke with my wife that she's the CEO of... certainly of our household. — Scott Pruett
I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared. I joke to my agent that having a baby… — Busy Philipps
I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke. — Dana Plato
Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it's funny.… — Todd Phillips
Hour-long TV is no joke. It tests you as a human being. It makes you a stronger person, but it's really crazy. — Rebecca Romijn
Scandinavian-Danish cuisine was something quite rustic, mostly known for pastries and smorgasbord cuisine, which in itself has become a joke. — Rene Redzepi
The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's… — Bob Saget

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