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- In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of the end of the Bush administration. I agree. Sure, it may take…
- President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.
- President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of…
- With the presidential debates right around the corner, John Kerry is going to play Mitt Romney to help the President prepare for the debates. That's…
- Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of a scary proposition…
More John Quotes
- There's a good television programme called 'Disco 2.' It's quite good but again it's average, average. It's all on a down play.… — David Bowie
- John rose to his feet and apologized to Holiday. Her mom seethed. Her dad tried to talk to her seething mom. Holiday… — C.C. Hunter
- Dear brothers and sisters, after the great Pope John Paul II, the cardinals have elected me - a simple, humble worker in… — Pope Benedict XVI
- Today, I, too, wish to reaffirm that I intend to continue on the path toward improved relations and friendship with the Jewish… — Pope Benedict XVI
- John Updike: our greatest suburban chic-boutique man of letters. A smug and fatal complacency has stunted his growth beyond hope of surgical… — Edward Abbey
- John Kerry's campaign attacks on gas prices ignore the reality of Kerry's long record of supporting higher gas prices and blocking the… — Steve Schmidt
- A comic book publisher says he's trying to increase voter turnout in the presidential election by publishing comic books about John McCain… — Conan O'Brien
- John Dalton's records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II bombing of Manchester. It is not only… — Isaac Asimov