« All Jesus Quotes · Stephen Colbert's Page
Jesus Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
- If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
- Throughout human history, countries rise and fall. But not America-we continue to rise and rise, like dough, until Jesus bakes us in the fiery Afterscape…
- The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. That's why four…
- Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.
- To quote from another gospel, DUNE by Frank Herbert, 'Fear is the mind-killer.' ... Jesus was the original Muad'dib.
- I guess 14% plus Jesus equals victory
- Researchers from Britain's Keele University have found that swearing after an injury may help alleviate pain. Evidently, the pain that you feel is inversely proportional…
- If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish…
- Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.
More Jesus Quotes
- "Seek ye first the kingdom of God and all good things will be added unto you." Follow God and you shall have… — Swami Vivekananda
- Jesus Christ was willing to admit every good man to the family of God. It is not the man who believes a… — Swami Vivekananda
- The Imitation of Christ is a cherished treasure of the Christian world. This great book was written by a Roman Catholic monk.… — Swami Vivekananda
- If I, as an Oriental have to worship Jesus of Nazareth, there is only one way, that is, to worship him as… — Swami Vivekananda
- If Christ Jesus dwells in a man as his friend and noble leader, that man can endure all things, for Christ helps… — Teresa of Avila
- Whoever removes the Cross and its interpretation by the New Testament from the center, in order to replace it, for example, with… — Hans Urs von Balthasar
- All religious leaders and spiritual teachers emphasize finding a place within us that is true. People who obsessively follow these leaders instead… — Martha Beck
- And I pray thee, loving Jesus, that as Thou hast graciously given me to drink in with delight the words of Thy… — Venerable Bede