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- Former Vice President Al Gore starring in a new documentary about global warming. I believe it's called [Leno snores]. ... The film actually features Al…
- CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.
- Clinton's pet Labrador, Buddy, is getting neutered. The dog will never have sex again. Overnight, they've turned Buddy from a Democrat into a Republican.
- The White House is now urging Americans not to 'read too much' into last week's jobs report. In fact, they said it would be best…
- I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
- Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they…
- I went into McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." And the girl behind the counter says, "Would you like fries with that?"
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