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- It is so inspiring to see a new group coming together not to focus on a particular war or weapons system, but… — Medea Benjamin
- If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like… — Jack Handey
- In this perfect world, there are certain imperfections that catch your eye. That's what works for me. I don't concentrate on being… — Sonakshi Sinha
- See, ma'am, frankly speaking this problem can't be solved by us police or military. The problem with these tribals is they don't… — Arundhati Roy
- Nature did not gift us with a mighty Mekong like Thailand and Vietnam, with their vast and naturally fertile plains. Nature instead… — Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
- Don't put people down.. instead put them on your prayer list. — Ritu Ghatourey
- When Life rings your door bell and leaves a burning bag of poo on your porch don't step on it, instead put… — Sheldon Higdon