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Including Quotes by Dave Barry
- American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
- I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at…
- There are also a number of humans living up there (Canada), and in many ways they have a lifestyle quite similar to ours, including such…
- In my experience, if you go to a hospital for any reason whatsoever, including to read the gas meter, they give you a tetanus shot.
- One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium.
- Everybody in New York, including police horses, dresses fashionably, and whenever I'm there, even in my sharpest funeral-quality suit with no visible ketchup stains, I…
- Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.' Don't be silly.…
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- Every aspect of human technology has a dark side, including the bow and arrow. — Margaret Atwood
- U.S. agricultural products, including safe, high-quality Montana beef, face unscientific trade restrictions in many important markets. — Max Baucus
- For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays. — Scott Adams
- American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it. — Dave Barry
- Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven't had our coffee, in which case we… — Martha Beck
- Except for the title 'father,' there is no title, including 'vice president,' that I am more proud to wear than that of… — Joe Biden
- Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly. — Ambrose Bierce