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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.
— Stephen Colbert
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Whenever I'm confused about something, I ask God to reveal the answers to my questions, and he does.
— Beyonce Knowles
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I think I'm confused, but I'm not sure!
— Unknown Author
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Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious...
— Michael Stipe
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I'm a liberal. I'm confused when that became a bad word...
— George Clooney
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I think that everyone is kind of confused about the information they get from the media and rightly so. I'm confused about…
— Bob Woodward
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I'm confused that there is a lack of faith in listening to and deciding what is a great song and instead going…
— Patty Griffin
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People say to me, Oh, it's so wonderful that you're writing about real things, and that it's a political thing to do,…
— Arundhati Roy
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Now I'm confused. Now I don't know what I want.
— Chris Kirkpatrick
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I'm confused. Really, really confused.
— Adam Gilchrist
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I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!
— Craig Ferguson
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He is the dark prince. The all-powerful one. The leader of the creatures of the night." Then Meena said, "I'm confused then.…
— Meg Cabot
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