Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots. — Rebecca West
I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder… — Robbie Williams
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. — Steven Wright
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. — Steven Wright
Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!” Of course it is! It’s a Versace, you idiot!… — Katie MacAlister
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays… — William Shakespeare
I hadn't been out to the hives before, so to start off she gave me a lesson in what she called 'bee yard etiquette'. She… — Sue Monk Kidd
White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, female…. everything all rolled into one.I want something different. I want a real… — Denis Leary
He loved her because it was his nature to do so, but there were times when he could not endure her love for him. There… — Flannery O'Connor
Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me. — Mark Twain
Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs agrees… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think that money was so valuable? — Kurt Vonnegut
every idiot who goes about with a 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of… — Charles Dickens
Any idiot can put up a website. — Patricia Briggs
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the… — Bill Watterson
Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile. — Spider Robinson
Idiot. Above her head was the only stable point in the cosmos, the only refuge from the damnation of the panta rei, and she guessed… — Umberto Eco
I was studying the sky like I was an astronomer, except it was daytime and I didn't have a telescope, so I was just an… — Sherman Alexie
I don't care what is written," Meyer Landsman says. "I don't care what supposedly got promised to some sandal-wearing idiot whose claim to fame is… — Michael Chabon
The trick is not how much pain you feel--but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to… — Erica Jong
The society to which we belong seems to be dying or is already dead. I don't mean to sound dramatic, but clearly the dark side… — Anne Lamott
Everything was for tomorrow, but tomorrow never came. The present was only a bridge and on this bridge they are still groaning, as the world… — Henry Miller
Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words in that song?… — Ellen DeGeneres
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is a hallucinating idiot...for he sees what no one else does: things that, to everyone else,… — Marshall McLuhan
By dint of railing at idiots, one runs the risk of becoming an idiot oneself. — Gustave Flaubert

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