Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich
The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it. — Mark Twain
If we assume that man actually does resemble God, then we are forced into the impossible theory that God is a coward, an idiot and… — H. L. Mencken
Beneatha: You didn't tell us what Alaiyo means... for all I know, you might be calling me Little Idiot or something... ... Asagai: It means...… — Lorraine Hansberry
The man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot. — Andre Breton
You're not an idiot. You're just eccentric. (Selena) That's what they said about Mary Todd Lincoln. Until they locked her up. (Grace) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Spring TO what purpose, April, do you return again? Beauty is not enough. You can no longer quiet me with the redness Of little leaves… — Edna St. Vincent Millay
I feared Sarah was one of those women who instead of laughing said, "That's funny," or instead of smiling said, "That's interesting," or instead of… — Lorrie Moore
Redd turned to her assassins. "What is it I always say?" The Cat, Sacrenoir, and the others bandied uncertain glances about. "Don’t be stupid?" ventured… — Frank Beddor
A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity. — Janet Evanovich
Yesterday when we went over the plan again and again, I never thought about Grandad showing up. Because I'm an idiot, basically--an idiot with poor… — Holly Black
She didn't like the fact that she had reduced a man – no matter how evil he might be—to a drooling idiot. — John Flanagan
Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool! — Stephenie Meyer
He offers you a chance to surrender. (Female Gallu) I told him to quit sucking the blood of idiots. It’s now infected his own intellect.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
One of the Great Rules of Economics According to John Green If you are rich, you have to be an idiot not to stay rich.… — John Green
Where is he? Bridgerton!" he bellowed. Three chestnut heads swiveled in his direction. Simon stomped across the grass, murder in his eyes. "I meant the… — Julia Quinn
I want your opinion on the best way to proceed. (Eli) I’d start by killing your son and his crew of idiots before their stupidity… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
They say even death can't cure an idiot. -Ririn — Tite Kubo
I'm a vampire, idiot. I don't have x-ray vision." "Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a werewolf, bro. Probably… — Rachel Caine
Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let’s call it a meese. Like geese, only with… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Doctors always think anybody doing something they aren't is a quack; also they think all patients are idiots. — Flannery O'Connor
The Master made it his task to destroy systematically every doctrine, every belief, every concept of the divine, for these things, which were originally intended… — Anthony de Mello
I was reading everything under the sun from music history to feminist literature to Shakespeare, which is why I'm not a complete idiot at this… — Emilie Autumn
I return to problems i can't solve, not because i am an idiot, but because the real problems can't be solved. The universe is expanding.… — Jeanette Winterson
She remembered the story from her childhood, about Adam and Eve in the garden, and the talking snake. Even as a little girl she had… — Orson Scott Card

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