Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

Most people call it The Book of the Dead,” he told me. “Rich Egyptians were always buried with a copy, so they could have directions… — Rick Riordan
You mean there’s someone out there better than your father? (Quills) No, idiot. My father trained him. Just FYI, my father is also his godfather.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Sway’s an idiot who didn’t order them when we used up the last bunch. (Vik) Isn’t that your job? (Devyn) No. I’m the sub-idiot. Sway’s… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
By the way, you guys seriously screwed up just now. (Nero) We know. (They said in unison.) Yeah, well, what you don’t know is how… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh, I'm sure we could talk them into letting us in for nothing," Marco said. "Just tell them we're Animorphs." "Tell them we're what?" Rachel… — Katherine Applegate
How was I to know your pet was a god-killer? What kind of idiot ties herself down to one of his kind? (Dionysus) Well, gee,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Even idiots ocasionally speak the truth accidentally. — Dorothy L. Sayers
Is that why you didn't call me? Because I'm an idiot? — Cassandra Clare
Guys, we’re so screwed. The women know we didn’t go hunting. (Kyrian) You think? What idiot came up with that lie? (Zarek) I’m not an… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Listening (had there been any one to listen) from the upper rooms of the empty house only gigantic chaos streaked with lightning could have been… — Virginia Woolf
I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots. — Eoin Colfer
For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot. — Gordon Korman
Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point across?” His eyes… — Ilona Andrews
I don't want to go with the smooth skin and the calm brow. I hope I end up a blithering idiot cursing the sun -… — Henry Rollins
He put the book down. “As you wish.” He rose and walked past me. I lowered my sword, expecting him to pass, but suddenly he… — Ilona Andrews
I say, Watson,’ he whispered, ‘would you be afraid to sleep in the same room as a lunatic, a man with softening of the brain,… — Arthur Conan Doyle
Our story opens where countless stories have ended in the last twenty-six years: with an idiot -- in this case, my brother, Shaun -- deciding… — Mira Grant
Hence, in all countries the chief occupation of society is card-playing, and it is the gauge of its value, and an outward sign that it… — Arthur Schopenhauer
Lawrence immediately saw that it was a trick question. You would have to be some kind of idiot to make the facile assumption that the… — Neal Stephenson
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so… — Al Gore
There are a lot of idiots in this country, and they deserve representation as much as the next man. — Jasper Fforde
My father liked me, when I wasna being an idiot. And he loved me, too -- enough to beat the daylights out of me when… — Diana Gabaldon
One of the problems, and it's one which is obviously going to get worse, is that all the people at the party are either the… — Douglas Adams
The Weaver is a really godlike power. It's not even a blind idiot god, a sort of Lovecraft thing, it's just a purely capricious god.… — China Mieville
Filled with her love, may I be rather grown Mad with much heart, then idiot with none. — John Donne

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