Idiot Quotes
1116 quotes by 837 authors
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Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself.
— Margaret Atwood
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If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.
— Johann Sebastian Bach
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Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
— Kevin Bacon
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Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time.
— David Bailey
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From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots.
— Mikhail Bakunin
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For passion, be it observed, brings insight with it; it can give a sort of intelligence to simpletons, fools, and idiots, especially during youth.
— Honore de Balzac
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He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
— Douglas Adams
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Only idiots refuse to change their minds.
— Brigitte Bardot
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I am greatly misunderstood by politically correct idiots.
— Brigitte Bardot
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I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.
— Charles Barkley
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
— Dave Barry
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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
— Scott Adams
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There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America.
— Otto von Bismarck
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When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run…
— Lewis Black
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One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And…
— Lewis Black
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Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until it's done. And…
— Lewis Black
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It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron.…
— Lewis Black
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To generalize is to be an idiot.
— William Blake
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What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care.
— William Blake
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that…
— Elayne Boosler
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