Idiot Quotes

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Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. — Margaret Atwood
If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord. — Johann Sebastian Bach
Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. — Kevin Bacon
Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time. — David Bailey
From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots. — Mikhail Bakunin
For passion, be it observed, brings insight with it; it can give a sort of intelligence to simpletons, fools, and idiots, especially during youth. — Honore de Balzac
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. — Douglas Adams
Only idiots refuse to change their minds. — Brigitte Bardot
I am greatly misunderstood by politically correct idiots. — Brigitte Bardot
I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white. — Charles Barkley
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. — Dave Barry
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. — Scott Adams
There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America. — Otto von Bismarck
When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run… — Lewis Black
One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And… — Lewis Black
Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until it's done. And… — Lewis Black
It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron.… — Lewis Black
To generalize is to be an idiot. — William Blake
What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care. — William Blake
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that… — Elayne Boosler

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