Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

For a while, I had this uncontrollable urge - this addiction to danger. Now I look back and I think, 'Gee, what an idiot. I… — Steven Seagal
Why must love always be accompanied--sooner or later--by sorrow and pain? Why not? Because pure bliss is for pure idiots. — Edward Abbey
Poor, dear God. Playing Idiot's Delight. The game that never means anything, and never ends. — Robert E. Sherwood
There is, howÂever, a strong empirÂiÂcal reaÂson why we should culÂtiÂvate thoughts that can never be proved. It is that they are known to be… — Carl Jung
One or two years ago, I didn't know who I was on court and I used to swear a lot. But now I've learned how… — Roger Federer
Bush is an idiot and he's President, so anything's possible — John McEnroe
It's a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock. — Thom Yorke
At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times.… — Mike Tyson
There is a technical, literary term for those who mistake the opinions and beliefs of characters in a novel for those of the author. The… — Larry Niven
Does it scare me, driving into nothing at 300kph? - Of course it does - I'm not an idiot... — Alain Prost
Any Idiot can point out a problem .... A leader is willing to do something about it! Leaders solve problems! — Tony Robbins
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There are a tremendous number of idiots who look so good. It's frightening. — Dean Cain
To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight. — Georges Courteline
Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home,… — Ted Rall
If you want to avoid seeing an idiot, break the mirror. — Francois Rabelais
A sort of melancholy, and regret, seizes us every time we meet a sophisticated, adulterated idiot. Oh the nice fools of yestertime! Genuine, natural. Like… — Leonardo Sciascia
The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots. — Scott Adams
Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. — Ambrose Bierce
Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day. — Tahereh Mafi
Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people. — H. L. Mencken

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