Idiot Quotes

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There are two hundred million idiots, manipulated by a million intelligent men. — Pablo Escobar
The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life. — Jaggi Vasudev
Many Buddhist teachers have described compassion as the ability to react freely and accurately in any situation. Being nice or feeling sorry for someone may… — Issan Dorsey
I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression. — Rube Goldberg
Guys are idiots, till they're what, 40 years old. — Wes Borland
Sixty two thousand four hundred repetitions make one truth. Idiots! — Aldous Huxley
The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never… — George Bernard Shaw
I get bitter, angry and disbelieving and I tell my kids there a lot of idiots out there. I also want them to know that… — Al Roker
Why does man behave like perfect idiot? This is the problem I wish to deal with. — Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot. — Charles Dickens
We thank God that our enemies are idiots. — Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
My boyfriend's an idiot," I say as soon as he lurches away."A cute idiot," Ally corrects me."That's like saying 'a cute mutant.' Doesn't exist. — Lauren Oliver
I have come to an unalterable decision - to go and live forever in Polynesia. Then I can end my days in peace and freedom,… — Paul Gauguin
A lot of lies and misinformation has been put about by eco nuts on the back of a report by an idiot economist [Sir Nicholas… — Michael O'Leary
I always say that in investing you want to buy stock in a company that has a business that's so good that an idiot can… — Warren Buffett
It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes… — Andy Samberg
The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius. — Billy Wilder
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards. — Lewis Grizzard
A policeman in plain clothes is a man; in his uniform he is ten. Clothes and title are the most potent thing, the most formidable… — Mark Twain
There are so may ways to kills yourself, they're just old-fashioned with their permanganate: do you think I'd take permanganate? I wouldn't want to burn… — Christina Stead
All is egotism. The only people whose mainspring is not egotism are the dead and perhaps idiots. — Miles Franklin
If you don't go to Broadway, you're a fool. On Broadway, off Broadway, above Broadway, below Broadway, go! Don't tell me there isn't something wonderful… — Joan Rivers
The vault above us is not deaf because the universe is an idiot; the silence is not the heartless silence of an endless and aimless… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot. — Ted Nugent
If you look at the careers of great entrepreneurs and you look at the moment they took their plunge, the plunge is rarely a great… — Malcolm Gladwell

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