Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

The currency of blogging is authenticity and trust... you pay folks to blog about a product and you compromise that. I would almost care about… — Jason Calacanis
When things don't go well, it helps to think of yourself as a genius and the rest of the world as a bunch of idiots. — Tom Perrotta
Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential. — Nicole Sullivan
I wrote a query letter to an editor - a friend of a friend. The editor called me an idiot, told me never to contact… — Daniel H. Wilson
I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I was an idiot… — Jen Kirkman
If you're hiring, if you're the person doing the hiring, forgive a scar or two. Remember that when we were young, we were also idiots.… — Greg Gutfeld
I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built upon the supposition that every child… — Anne Sullivan Macy
Any idiot would know women's needs are simple. All we want is your basic millionaire brain surgeon criminal lawyer great dancer who pilots his own… — Linda Sunshine
The culture used to move relatively slowly, so you could take aim. Now it moves so fast, and is so fluffy and meaningless, you feel… — Susan Faludi
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. — Russell Lynes
Your village just called. They're missing an idiot. — Russell Lynes
What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability. — John H. Johnson
I have a problem with the strip that runs along the bottom of the news programs. Don't these idiots who run the news programs know… — Jerry Seinfeld
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth. You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder that you still know how to breathe. — Bob Dylan
Idiot wind, blowing every time you open your mouth. — Bob Dylan
Huh? Windows was designed to keep the idiots away from Unix so we could hack in peace. Let's not break that. — Tom Christiansen
There's a lot of us idiot actors that get tattoos and they cover them with makeup when you do a film. — Sean William Scott
So I don't think I'm gonna pull my head into my shell just because a bunch of people start acting like idiots. — Todd Rundgren
Man is an idiot. He doesn't know how to do anything without copying, without imitating, without plagiarizing, without aping. It might even have been that… — Augusto Roa Bastos
I thought Christians were walking idiots. — Josh McDowell
Every once in a while I play a true idiot, and they're really fun to play. — Elizabeth Banks
Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years. — Margaret Cavendish
I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it on its way… — Joe Eszterhas
People need to focus on bigger issues instead of whether George Bush is an idiot or not. — Colin Greenwood
It's not that Perl programmers are idiots, it's that the language rewards idiotic behavior in a way that no other language or tool has ever… — Erik Naggum

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