Idiot Quotes

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Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots. — Karl Kraus
You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot. — Stanley Kubrick
Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and… — Artie Lange
Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot. — Lucy Lawless
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. — Abe Lemons
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. — John Lennon
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. — Jay Leno
I went through life like an idiot for a great deal of the time, saying there's nothing I would change. That was a very arrogant… — Hugh Leonard
I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built up on the supposition that every… — Anne Sullivan Macy
More idiots should just shut their mouths. — Chris Martin
I do an hour's yoga and go running every day. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, potbellied… — Chris Martin
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. — Steve Martin
We're all idiots when we're young. We don't think we are, but we are. So we should be. — Helen Mirren
I never invite idiots to my house. — Elizabeth Montagu
I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot.… — Michael Moore
It's amazing to me that Glenn Beck can be on the cover of 'Time,' and there can be a whole article about him basically saying,… — Viggo Mortensen
'God' - as revealed in his book of edicts and narratives is practically an idiot. He has nothing to say that any sensible person should… — Johann Most
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry. — George Jean Nathan
Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't. — Friedrich Nietzsche
I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me. — Ted Nugent
There are a lot of idiot fund managers out there who add no value to the process at all. — Kevin O'Leary
When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up. — Clive Owen
Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon. — David Ogilvy
I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel… — Ozzy Osbourne
What you want to worship above youth, I think, is beauty, and beauty is so beyond just appearances after a while. Because you can be… — Patton Oswalt

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