Idiot Quotes

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Things which any idiot could write usually have the quality of having been written by an idiot. — Bram Cohen
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz
The narrow slit through which the scientist, if he wants to be successful, must view nature constructs, if this goes on for a long time,… — Erwin Chargaff
I'm really shy with my acting when it's off, because the camera gives me an excuse to be in character, whereas otherwise I would just… — Brendan Fehr
If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself. — Frederic Farrar
There are certain TV shows that probably would have made me rich, and there are certain commitments I could have made that probably would have… — Josh Gad
I try and sit on the fence because as soon as you voice any kind of opinion, people begin to think you're an idiot. — Calvin Harris
Obviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25… — Carl Hiaasen
I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want to be good,… — William Hung
I've always liked people who know me to like me, because I think I'm quite likeable. But people who make up their minds based on… — Jonathan King
In your lifetime, at what point do you stop being an idiot? I'm 24. Enough is enough! — Ernests Gulbis
If an American is motoring on his own, he (the paragon of morality and chastity) will slow down and stop beside every solitary pretty female… — Vladimir Mayakovsky
Because the stuff that they feed kids now, they'll have a bunch of idiots in the next millennium as far as art and culture is… — Billy Higgins
If stocks are attractive and you don't buy, you don't just look like an idiot, you are an idiot. — Jeremy Grantham
Whenever I tell people I'm a misanthrope they react as though that's a bad thing, the idiots. I live in London, for God's sake. Have… — Charlie Brooker
I myself have been particularly careful never to say a civil word to the United States. I have scoffed at their inhabitants as a nation… — George Bernard Shaw
Back in the 1970s, I ate a high-protein diet to get bigger and stronger. As a senior at Utah State, I weighed 218 pounds with… — Dan John
There's Insanity on Both Sides of the Debate When You Argue with an Idiot. — Ernie J Zelinski
Now it looks like I'll be known as the musical comedy guy. Which is good news for me. Or I'll be known as the New… — Bret McKenzie
Wine heightens indifference into love, love into jealousy, and jealousy into madness. It often turns the good-natured man into an idiot, and the choleric into… — Joseph Addison
I have to accept my role. I will never kill myself like Vincent Van Gogh. Nor will I paint beautiful water lilies like Monet. I… — Maurice Sendak
No great, inspiring culture of the future can be built upon the moral principle of relativism. For at its bottom such a culture holds that… — Michael Novak
Rick Perry's an idiot, and I don't think anyone would disagree with that, — Bruce Bartlett
The literary gift is a mere accident - is as often bestowed on idiots who have nothing to say worth hearing as it is denied… — Max Beerbohm
I can't remember any text of mine where I said that one should fight Hitler without violence; I'm not an idiot. — Adam Michnik

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