Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

Only idiots get bored when we've all got handheld devices containing infinite knowledge at our fingertips. — Ziad K. Abdelnour
Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me. — Pauly Shore
I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time. — Sally Kellerman
I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their ranks — Ethan Hawke
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average… — Chris Farley
Drugs are for idiots. I'm never going to be that person. — Miley Cyrus
I like to take chances, and that's the key to comedy -- dancing like an idiot but doing it with wild abandon. — Megan Mullally
Picturesque meant - he decided after careful observation of the scenerey that inspired Twoflower to use the word - that the landscape was horribly precipitous.… — Terry Pratchett
Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots. — Jim Jefferies
It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot. — Oliver Gaspirtz
It's completely idiot proof." I told them they've got it all wrong. I want a machine that is "idiot friendly. — William Weld
Photographers - idiots, of which there are so many - say, "Oh, if only I had a Nikon or a Leica, I could make great… — Andreas Feininger
Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older,… — Charles Dickens
Dante.Oh,Dante.Seal me!Seal me so hard!.He grabs my hips andpumps his toward mine.Oh,Dante! You're so hot when you seal souls.I shove my idiot-of-a-best-friend off me and… — Victoria Scott
Every time I started a business and the people told me I was an idiot, I ended up making a lot of money. Si Redd… — Bob Davids
A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don't bury our dead. When you think it's out of your system, your daughter… — Billy Wilder
Must be grounded in a philosophy whose foundation is on the solidarity of the human race, a philosophy which will not waver when the race… — Jane Addams
Broader and deeper we must write our annals, from an ethical reformation, from an influx of the ever new, ever sanative conscience, if we would… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
We are each an army of one. March forward with your army, never let go of your future and never listen to idiots who tell… — Johnny Weir
A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street any more without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I go like an… — Igor Stravinsky
I wasn't made to take orders. My grandmother used to tell me: 'Laws are for idiots.' She was right. — Marjane Satrapi
If you have time to chatter,Read books.If you have time to read,Walk into mountain, desert and ocean.If you have time to walk,Sing songs and dance.If… — Nanao Sakaki
An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A… — Tom Upton
I regard the amount of brainpower going into money management as a national scandal. When some idiot would get rich, they'd say, 'Well, old Charlie… — Charlie Munger
If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you,… — Martin Van Creveld

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