Idiot Quotes

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I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I'm an official idiot. — Jaroslav HaÅ¡ek
Every man is a mob, a chain gang of idiots. — Jonathan Nolan
You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to her ideas or actions — isn't doing anyone any… — Hillary Clinton
I don't mind what the market is, but why is it vapid? If they're such a bunch of idiots, why don't you show them good… — Kristin Hersh
Idiots can be defeated but they never admit it. — Richard Stallman
I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned. — Billie Joe Armstrong
Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of… — Hiromu Arakawa
Those who understand history are condemned to watch other idiots repeat it. — Hakim Bey
When the sage points at the moon, all that the idiot sees is the finger. — Anthony de Mello
Clip your year-end column and put it away for 10 years. See if you don’t feel like an idiot when you reread it. — Steve Albini
I just stopped liking basketball. And then you dribbling down the court and having the owner like cuss at you and call you an idiot.… — Baron Davis
The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it. — Osbert Sitwell
Not one idiot in a thousand has been entirely refractory to treatment, not one in a hundred has not been made more happy and healthy;… — Unknown Author
Nature's lay idiot, I taught thee to love. — John Donne
Idiots are always in favour of inequality of income (their only chance of eminence), and the really great in favour of equality. — George Bernard Shaw
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. — George Bernard Shaw
I would tell myself that I was about to address the largest mass assembly of idiots ever gathered in the history of mankind. — Winston Churchill
Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff… — Steve Coogan
I'm no f****** talking to you. He's a f****** great player. Yous are f******* idiots. — Alex Ferguson
This is one of their [the Christians'] rules. Let no man that is learned, wise, or prudent come among us: but if they be unlearned,… — Aulus Cornelius Celsus
In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here they'll always be… — Jack Handey
You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of… — Michael Jordan
The thing that I think was very brave of my younger self was that he decided he would be an idiot. Just persevere. That feels… — Salman Rushdie
Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the… — Mark Twain
Setbacks, on the other hand, just make us feel weak and stupid: I should have conquered this by now. I happened on a question not… — Beth Moore

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