Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it! — Chris Jericho
I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot! — Chris Jericho
No. I think they're the idiot people and I'm the normal person. But I don't really go to parties where...I don't really have drunk friends.… — Gwyneth Paltrow
ETHNOLOGY, n. The science that treats of the various tribes of Man, as robbers, thieves, swindlers, dunces, lunatics, idiots and ethnologists. — Ambrose Bierce
I do not think the American peoples are idiots. They are a very playful and sensitive people! I know them! — Roberto Benigni
Dad says it's good to be a freak when normal people are idiots. — Rachel Hamilton
I do 90 minutes of exercise a day, and obviously I have the lap band... (it's) about being fitter, happier and more active.' But he… — James Packer
Thank you for letting idiots like me, come out and live this wonderful wonderful dream. I love you to death. Lets go home. — John Cena
He was too tough to experience disappointments and resentments - negative affections. In this nihilist fin de siècle, he was affirmation. Right through to illness… — Jean-Francois Lyotard
It takes a particularly rarified variety of idiot to look at a Jew-hating fascist with a small mustache - and decide that his opponent is… — James Lileks
Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down. — Bill Ballance
Any idiot who knows five chords can bang a song together. But it's probably going to be rubbish. — Joe Elliott
When I talk to idiots, I get loud! — Jon Taffer
The last Bollywood movie I watched was 3 Idiots that featured Aamir Khan in it. It was impressive! — Brad Pitt
The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes we had brought from the wilds of America. They… — Mark Twain
To generalize is to be an idiot. To particularize is the alone distinction of merit. General knowledge are those knowledge that idiots possess. — William Blake
I resent performing for frisking idiots who don't know anything. — John Lennon
No matter what rallying cries the orators give to the idiots who fight, no matter what noble purposes they assign to wars, there is never… — Margaret Mitchell
One of the most visible effects of a child's presence in the household is to turn the worthy parents into complete idiots when, without him,… — Georges Courteline
Yes, the idiot is indeed the good man, but only because he doesn't know any better. — William Saroyan
Any idiot can make money. Keeping money, very few can do. — John McAfee
Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates. — Winston Groom
I don't get the jitters and I don't get nervous, because I build that comfort on set for myself. Sometimes if I'm gonna do something… — Logan Lerman
People in England talk about stupid Hollywood idiots, but the industry attracts some of the cleverest people in the world. — Chris O'Dowd
If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college? — Coolio

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