"Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes…" — Bill Ballance

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• No hero is mortal till he dies. — Wystan Hugh Auden
• Human nature is so well disposed towards those who are in interesting situations, that a young person, who either marries… — Jane Austen
• And, I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool. — Dan Aykroyd
• Cursed is the man who dies, but the evil done by him survives. — Abu Bakr
• Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. — Dave Barry
• Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle
• All men die. You may say: 'Is that encouraging?' Surely yes, for when a man dies, his blunders, which are… — Annie Besant
• But he who dies in despair has lived his whole life in vain. — Theodor Adorno
• A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It is conceived, born, grows up… — Jim Bishop
• Exhaust the little moment. Soon it dies. And be it gash or gold it will not come Again in this… — Gwendolyn Brooks
• There are only three events in a man's life; birth, life, and death; he is not conscious of being born,… — Jean de la Bruyere
• Love dies only when growth stops. — Pearl S. Buck

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